so i have an idea for a tattoo and I need someone who can draw it.

two handguns on the right and left on my hips pointing down toward the unmentionable!
2 bullets with wings flying at an angle upward between them, on one bullet I want "Chaos" and on the other I want "Order"
on the guns no color only black and white but on the barrell I would like: left gun - carpe noctem, right gun - carpe diem

and below where the gun's barrell points downward (toward my you know what) I want the words "weapon of mass destruction"


so, if you or anyone you know can do this I would really like to see it and I am willing to pay $$$$ for the drawing if I like it and decide to use it.

help help help, i have no artistic abilities